Best Suggestion

The good old suggestion spell is the earliest "Save or sit out the rest of the fight" spell (Beating Hideous laughter only because some fights go on for a while). So, here's a competition to find/think of the best suggestion you can. Bonus points are awarded for comedy.

I'll leave my own entries a little bit to gauge the competition :P


Best entry by popular vote will receive some AS to be determined by the winning margin.

Okay, here are a few suggestions that I'd use to get people started:

Why don't you head off to your favourite tavern and have a drink?

Walk around the room ten times on your hands.

*Tosses play script* Perform this play for me.

Your friend looks like he's struggling with that armour. Why don't you help him take it off?

*To spell caster* That wall insulted your magical abilities! You should use all your magic on it to show it how good you are!

Take your cleric's holy symbol and eat it.

Make me a pizza!

How did I miss this thread? Here's a quick one to start it up!

"Hey you aren't you when we're fighting, eat a snickers!"

"Don't step on my blue suede shoes" *casts summon pack of blue suede shoes*

My next one needs a little sass in delivery..

"TALK TO THE HAND, cause I'm almost out of hp... and need to drink a few potions right quick."