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1 Crazy Item Attack! on Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:19 pm

Quark

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While doing the item making thing (which you can still vote in, by the way), I found THIS hilarious thing. Basically, I need words to fill out this magic item template - Your words will define the item and all of its powers. Take a look through that thread if you want some examples.

For this magic item, I need you to provide me with...

7 nouns
3 verbs
4 adjectives
2 adverbs
4 numbers
A race
A nationality
A class
A class feature
An armour enhancement
An armour
A special material
A creature type
A skill
A spell
A duration


To speed things up, you can do, say, 3 words at a time.


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2 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Wed Aug 26, 2015 2:49 am

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Golden Cat Lord
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Here is 3 nouns!!

Box Table Chair(s)

3 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:50 am

baaron7

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race: troglodyte
class: cavalier
number #1: 17

4 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:49 pm

Quark

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We still need:

4 nouns
3 verbs
4 adjectives
2 adverbs
3 numbers
A nationality
A class feature
An armour enhancement
An armour
A special material
A creature type
A skill
A spell
A duration



Keep 'em coming! Three at a time works, just try not to post twice in a row!


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5 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Thu Aug 27, 2015 1:09 am

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Golden Cat Lord
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Adjective orange

class feature back stab

duration 7 minutes

6 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Thu Aug 27, 2015 5:43 am

baaron7

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special material: mithril!
number #2: -2
spell: Irresistable dance

7 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:41 am

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Golden Cat Lord
Golden Cat Lord
Nationality Guatemalan
An armor Spiked Battle Slippers
A number 2

8 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Fri Aug 28, 2015 5:34 am

baaron7

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number #4: 3d12
skill: swim
armour enchantment: floating

9 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:47 pm

Quark

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Item's shaping up pretty well now!

We still need:

2 Adverbs
3 verbs
4 nouns
2 adjectives
A creature type (eg plant, vermin, Humanoid(human))
A bonus type (eg armour, sacred, luck)


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Alice 'the Watcher' Crivens - Watching you, wherever you go, whatever you do, never blinking, always smiling. Changeling Mesmerist 1
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10 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Sat Aug 29, 2015 1:42 am

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Golden Cat Lord
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Bonus Type Circumstance

Creature Type Mermaiden

Adverb Quite Mightily

11 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Sat Aug 29, 2015 2:26 am

baaron7

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noun #4: door
noun #5: boat
noun #6: ship

12 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Sat Aug 29, 2015 11:24 am

Quark

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Heh, there's surprisingly good cohesion between these :P

Still need:

1 Adverb
3 verbs
1 noun
2 adjectives


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Alice 'the Watcher' Crivens - Watching you, wherever you go, whatever you do, never blinking, always smiling. Changeling Mesmerist 1
Kingmaker Group 2  links Kingdom Sheet Map
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13 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Sun Aug 30, 2015 7:30 am

baaron7

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verb #1: swimming
verb #2: flying
verb #3: breathing

last 4 in 1 post?

14 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:55 am

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Golden Cat Lord
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If the last 4 are in 1 post, here are my suggestions.

Adverb : rather ferouciously (hopefully adverb phrases work)

Noun : sludge

Adjective : Polk-a-dotted

Adjective : stinky

15 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:47 pm

Quark

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Congratulations, you made an item! And it even makes a surprising amount of sense.


Quite Mightily Swimming Orange Box
Aura Overwhelming Incomprehension; CL 20th
Slot none; Price 666 gp; Weight 50 lbs.

Description
Admired by Guatemalan Cavaliers for its polk-a-dotted tables, these +17 floating mithril spiked battle slippers feature chairs and doors in their design.

-2 times per 7 minutes, Troglodytes with the back stab class feature can cause 2 boats to appear on the armour, causing humanoids with the mermaid subtype to rather ferociously fly.

Additionally, when the wearer is breathing on a Ship, they gain a +3d12 circumstance bonus to swim checks involving stinky sludge while under the effects of Irresistable dance.

Construction
Requirements Craft Magic Arms and Armour, Irresistable dance, creator must have 3d12 ranks in Swim; Cost 333 gp


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16 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Sun Aug 30, 2015 8:33 pm

baaron7

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Wow, such a good item XD
2nd sentence of description so funny.

17 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:57 am

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Oooo, who's next? Hehehe.

18 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:50 am

The Black Vegetable

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Darn, I missed the spell.
I would have added Quibbler's Glacial Encroachment, which is still open for research by the way...


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19 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:43 am

Quark

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Surprise! Time for a new one! Again since it's sometimes a little slow you can do up to three per post.

I need:

5 Verbs
5 Adjectives
5 Nouns
2 adverbs
3 spells
4 numbers
a name
a creature type (See Ranger's favoured enemy tables)
a bonus type (Sacred, luck, dodge &c)
an wearable item slot type (Body, wrist &c)
an article of clothing
an effect type (Fear, mind-effecting &c)


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Practitioner of Do-It-Yourself surgery and supplier of black market livers.
Alice 'the Watcher' Crivens - Watching you, wherever you go, whatever you do, never blinking, always smiling. Changeling Mesmerist 1
Kingmaker Group 2  links Kingdom Sheet Map
If you would like to GM on the forum, please let me know

20 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:48 pm

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Quark wrote:Surprise! Time for a new one! Again since it's sometimes a little slow you can do up to three per post.

I need:

5 Verbs
5 Adjectives
5 Nouns
2 adverbs
3 spells
4 numbers
a name
a creature type (See Ranger's favoured enemy tables)
a bonus type (Sacred, luck, dodge &c)
an wearable item slot type (Body, wrist &c)
an article of clothing
an effect type (Fear, mind-effecting &c)

Oh hehe, I don't mind if I do!
2 adjectives "Sticky" "Squishy"
and 1 verb please "jiggle".

21 Re: Crazy Item Attack! on Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:16 pm

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Giving this a bump! Hope people spot it again :P


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